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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Anagram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong

(By) Cornelia Ludlam Fabyan Read, AKA:


A Lonely Barracuda, Inflamed



A Candelabra-Laden Fury Limo

Jacqueline Winspear:

A Jewel's Cannier Quip



Paul Levine:

Elan Live-Up



A Level-I Pun


Patricia Smiley:



A Limiest Piracy

Calamity Is Ripe

Marital Ice Yips

Alias: Pricy Item



Maria Clips Yeti



Icy Tiaras Impel

Malice Is Parity

Say "Miracle Tipi"



James O. Born:

More Banjos



Major Bones

No Smear Job

Jam Sober? No.

Ma Job, Senor.



One's arm job

James Grippando:

Raja Pimped Song



Rajas Mopped Gin

Maiden's Jag Prop

Prepaid Man Jogs

[What is the sound of] Jade Oms, Rapping?

Daring Popes Jam



Maid-Nappers Jog

Jog Amid Nappers

Mad Japing Prose


Dorothy L. Sayers:

Heralds Story, Yo



Agatha Christie:

Aha! Tragic Heist.

Highest Cat Aria

High-Caste Tiara

Case Airtight? Ha!

I Sight A Trachea



Sir Arthur Conan Doyle:

Routs A Chandler Irony

A Charred Surly Notion

A Nuanced Horror Styli



Lee Child:

Iced Hell



Ian Fleming:



Inflame Gin



Minette Walters:

Leanest Term: Wit




Denise Mina:

Idea: Men Sin

Ken Bruen:

Burn Keen

Patricia Cornwell:

Replication Crawl

Will Reprint Cacao

Cranial Clot Wiper

James Patterson:

Raja: Temps Steno

Man Jots Repeats



Edgar Allan Poe:

A Paroled Angel

Lo, Paler Agenda

Parade All Gone

'Ere Gonadal Pal

All-Gored Paean



Wilkie Collins:

Lice Kill Winos

I Coil Inkwells



Charles Dickens:

Lacked Richness

Cinder Shackles

Darkness Cliche

Chanced Less Irk



Dashiell Hammett:

Mashed Hamlet Lit

Death's Mallet, Him

Hated Mall Theism

Halts The Dilemma

Sue Grafton:

Got Unsafer

A Forte: Guns

Guts, No Fear



Erle Stanley Gardner:

Real, Stern, Legendary

Ray Endangers Teller



Patricia Highsmith:

Might Hit Pharisaic

I Might Itch Pariahs

Georges Simenon:

Emerging Nooses



James M. Cain:

Iceman Jams



Ross MacDonald:

Drama's cold son


Okay, and I wasn't going to do any book titles, but this one cracked me up:

The Crazy School:


Lazy Hos Crochet.

So, how does your name anagram? Check out the internet anagram server and let us know what you come up with...

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dread Josh

Odd Jars, Eh?

Josher Dad

Alternate:

Stay Shrouded

Ad Rushed Toys

Dads Rusty Hoe

5:20 AM  
Anonymous Rae said...

Heh ;-)

Thermals Whore
Thermal Shower
Whalers Mother
Whaler Thermos
Hamster Howler

5:37 AM  
Anonymous Twist Phelan said...

"Shalt Pen Wit"
Or if that doesn't work out, I can always fall back on my "Whip Talents"

6:57 AM  
Anonymous Paul Levine said...

"Major Bones" is the best.

Up Vile Lane

7:18 AM  
Blogger H said...

Idiom Shoe
Oohed I Mis
Die Hi Moos
Side Ooh Mi
Do Em Hi I So

8:02 AM  
Anonymous Louise Ure said...

Use Our Lie.

Whose new book appears to be "Tearful Teeth."

8:37 AM  
Blogger David Terrenoire said...

Terrier One.

But I loved More Banjos.

8:55 AM  
Blogger Ariel Zeitlin Cooke said...

My obvious winner was

Erotica Eek Zillion!

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok-- I am laughing!!
Barman Gaff The Norm
Mamba Hag Fern Front
Bang Hammer Affront
Barf Anthem Frogman
Aberrant Gaff Hmm No
and
Barman Gaffer Month

C Rocks, as usual!
mbh

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At first I thought it was Free Association Day....but wait, it's more than that,it's an Anagram-O-Rama.
Really like Jim Born's "My job, senor"

Aragma Amanor
(concessionaire at the Ali Babba Cavern 17)

AKA
Man Joy On Onus

2:14 PM  
Anonymous James O. Born said...

I would think Terrinore is offended at anything to do with banjos. I loved it.

I would've had to taken a nap after just one of these.

You're smart.

Jim

2:56 PM  
Blogger JD Rhoades said...

Or if that doesn't work out, I can always fall back on my "Whip Talents"

Lord, give me strength...

3:48 PM  
Anonymous Andi said...

Okay i really wasn't going to (in part because when I clicked on the link my computer said there was nothing there) but come on

"Hashed Cretins" deserves play yes?

Sedan Hitcher

Danish Etcher (not this side of the family!)

If we use "Andrea", my formal name, we get "Heartaches Nerd"

and

Cheetah Darners.

I know, I hate when I have a ripped cheetah too, don't you?

Among those for Stu are

Stash Muffin

and for Stuart

Satan Muff Shirt

4:08 PM  
Blogger Cornelia Read said...

Cheetah Darners, Whaler Thermos, and Whip Talents are my faves, I think.

I just made my niece Sasha laugh her butt off in the car with "Lazy Hos Crochet."

4:18 PM  
Anonymous patty smiley said...

Omigod! I'm SO laughing out loud.

Yours truly,

Calamity is ripe
(and how incredibly fitting it is)

4:50 PM  
Blogger Cornelia Read said...

Patty, your name had the BEST combos! And the most.

5:37 PM  
Blogger Daisy said...

Most accurate:
Dame Jay Sis
(Because my little brother's name is Jay.)

Tastiest:
Said Jam Yes

Most Disturbing:
Jam Says Die

Story of My Childhood:
Jay As Dis Me

I Have No Idea What You're Talking About:
Jam Ass Dye I

11:35 PM  

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